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nicevagina: if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:13:36 +0200

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:13:27 +0200

richard-sp8-jr: when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:13:09 +0200

richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

annmariexrose: Maybe one day I will be this happy.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:11:31 +0200

annmariexrose:

Maybe one day I will be this happy.

whyjess: i hope i die in my sleep so i can at least say i died doing something i love

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:11:08 +0200

whyjess:

i hope i die in my sleep so i can at least say i died doing something i love

romanticnaturalism: Marina Abramović photographed by Justin...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:21:01 +0200

romanticnaturalism:

Marina Abramović photographed by Justin Tyler Close for The Lab June 2013

whorville: I wish I had a pair of skinny genes

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:20:45 +0200

whorville:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes

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Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:20:32 +0200

richwhitelesbian: wizcoylifa: fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:20:00 +0200

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

fuckpaul: in case of a fire we’re just gonna have to fucking...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:50:12 +0200

fuckpaul:

in case of a fire we’re just gonna have to fucking die.

drarna: in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:49:54 +0200

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

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Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:32:51 +0200

umjewish: do u ever just look at clothes online and cry

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:23:50 +0200

umjewish:

do u ever just look at clothes online and cry

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Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:23:08 +0200

drfrederickchilton: If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:22:28 +0200

drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:03:41 +0200

nevvzealand: when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:03:25 +0200

nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

vanillish: im laughing so hard what the hell does this even...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:03:01 +0200

vanillish:

im laughing so hard what the hell does this even mean

jesuschristvevo: i was voted most likely to be fergalicious

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:02:44 +0200

jesuschristvevo:

i was voted most likely to be fergalicious

kinglers: The Pokemon script writers didn’t give any fucks.

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:02:17 +0200

kinglers:

The Pokemon script writers didn’t give any fucks.